June 2011
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today has been the most atrocious day that ive had in a while.
ok - maybe in, like, 3 months.
i would rather fall off a treadmill over and over and over than deal with all this shit.
on a semi-happier note, i bought a piano yesterday.
May 2011
15 miles feels like shit.
i want to die.
like lay in the middle of the street and let muni run me over.
:’(
i make shiny things: Not cool Urban Outfitters,... →
imakeshinythings:
One of my lovely customers sent me a message today with this link.
And here is my United/World of Love line:
My heart sank a little bit. The World/United States of Love line that I created is one of the reasons that I was able to quit my full-time job. They even stole the…
important. please click through and read.
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in which i enlist the help of all you giants fans
during the world series, there was some local artist/t-shirt maker person on or around divisadero who was selling black and orange shirts with the texas flag on it and with some sort of play on the slogan “don’t mess with texas.”
WHO WAS IT?!?
so... where and how do i learn to dance like jason...
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i just ordered a $30 pizza for lunch
making bad decisions left and right!
but at least i am a happy happy hippo and not a hungry hungry hippo.
CDC Recommends Emergency Kit In Case of Zombie... →
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you know what the most beautiful thing that...
aside from stuffing my face with japacurry (again),
i was handed tickets to sunday’s giants game which grants me the opportunity to throw all my exercise out the window and gorge myself on my beloved chicken tenders.
all i do is win.
actually - that’s a lie. i tend to lose a lot, but when i win, i win big.
ok, that’s another lie. i dont really win big but i’d say i win...
Tiny Miss K: The Britney Spears Workout →
tiny-miss-k:
Okay-so about a year ago I was snooping around online looking for a Britney Spears-ish workout. Apparently this is her exact workout routine she followed when she was in her “prime” (I’m guessing the early 2000’s). I love it…but it takes me forever because I’m so out of shape, but after you…
holy mother of jesus.
did this today.
going to be so sore tomorrow.
but i...
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viktoria foxx is running for mayor of west... →
(thanks be to god!)
this is ridiculous.
a long, long time ago, i blogged about this chick.
totally random and over-tanned girl who went to USF with bleach blonde hair and color contacts.
roommate and i were fascinated by her.
i ended up sitting next to her at graduation - mind was BLOWN!
finding this out is going to make my head explode.
stef - your registered to vote, right? please vote...
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so much for the special k diet, part 2
i had planned to go to the gym this morning, but after working all day saturday and running around with the boo on sunday, i was too tired.
i just wanted to sleep.
so i told myself id go during lunch - no big deal
except it started raining.
so i couldnt go to the gym.
or get food (which was going to be a salad).
so i ordered a pizza.
im so excited. but that excitement is being ruined by my...
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so much for the special k diet
on monday, i failed miserably and gorged myself on beers, chicken wings, chicken tenders, french fries, and caramel apple fries.
on tuesday, i stuffed my face with fried catfish and hush puppies.
yesterday, i did better but felt like i was starving to death and considered gnawing on a finger.
today, i just gorged myself on japacurry with pork katsu.
sigh.
maybe the katsu breading was made out of...
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is it possible to have permanent damage from...
so that was 2 months ago.
and i still have a welt, slight bruise, and it’s still a bit tender.
but now i have this weird cramp-like thing when im running or when i put pressure on my shin that feels like an electric shock.
i was able to do 12 miles last saturday, but now, i can barely make it past 1. :( sadz.
i have a massage stick, but i don’t think it’s helping.
i don’t think it’s shin...
wednesdays are for:
meltdowns at work
feeling absolutely miserable and obese (i tried to wear a ring today but it squeezed my finger so much it made it look like a sausage. w.t.f!)
clothes not fitting comfortably
simultaneously being incredibly hungry and wanting to vomit
wanting to punch anyone and everyone in their fucking face
body aches
wondering if it is too late to change careers and just be a...
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in an effort to give my body a kick in the ass, i decided to go to the gym before work as opposed to during lunch.
i had high hopes -
6 miles,
some weights here and there…
but no.
my legs are still so sore from my 12 mile run on saturday that i could barely finish 1 mile.
WAAAAAAAH!
NOW HOW WILL I EAT MY BELOVED CHICKEN TENDERS AND DRINK MY BEERS AT THE GIANTS GAME TONIGHT??
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by your side cover - beachwood sparks
originally...