July 2011
apple now has more cash than the u.s. government →
are we going to be called the united states of apple now?
“disappointment in oneself only stems from the knowledge that we can do better. ...”
remember the plant guy who asked me out?
today is his last day.
bye-bye.
thanks for watering our plants!
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today i tried to wear a pencil skirt i havent worn...
it did not fit around my ass.
then i said, “ok. fine. ill try on a dress.”
THAT didnt fit EITHER!
WHAT. THE. FUCK??!!
is running making my ass bigger? my thighs bigger?
shouldnt it be making me smaller and what more toned or WHATEVER?
no, REALLY, because i dont know what is going on.
i mean, im eating a balanced diet of m&ms, pop tarts, and peanut butter banana smoothies.
...
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you know when you find something online that you... →
but for one reason or another you dont buy it at that exact moment?
so you bookmark it for future reference, but then when you go to look at your bookmarks they are all outdated or just a big ol’ spaghetti bowl of links??!!
WELL. i came across wantworthy.com which is basically one place where you can keep track of all the goodies you find online.
how does it work? i have no idea other...
i found a cute pair of mizuno running shoes with...
and i cannot find them anywhere online.
so frustrating!!
and my dr. pepper is flat.
eta: found them found them found theeeeeeeeeeeeem.
so apparently amy winehouse is dead now →
not like anyone didnt expect it to happen at some point.
drugs kill. especially the ones that she does did.
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“one of the things you learn as a college president is that if an undergraduate...”
– former harvard president on the winklevii.
see it here.
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“no city invites the heart to come to life as san francisco does. arrival in san...”
– william saroyan
j-lo and marc anthony split??!! →
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$5 AMC Movie Ticket →
google+ scares me
i guess you can email me for an invite or whatever that thing is at:
mary.genevieve1 AT gmail DOT com
you’re welcome. i think.
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the amount of smug douchery i have experienced...
it takes all the self-control i have to not freak the fuck out.
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Anonymous asked: Hey lady!
So I just wanted to apologize for being MIA lately, I'm interning away from home, so I haven't been able to send anything! But I will be back in the mix, soon!
<3
TB
So I just wanted to apologize for being MIA lately, I'm interning away from home, so I haven't been able to send anything! But I will be back in the mix, soon!
<3
TB
Boston Brunette: Before Everyone Has A Rage Stroke →
bostonbrunette:
I feel like people need to be reminded that the jury is not tasked with deciding:
(a) Whether they think Casey Anthony may have had something to do with the death of her child
(b) Whether Casey Anthony seems to be a horrible person.
They are tasking with determining whether they can say, …
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White on Rice: See all the pretty things go bye... →
yellowonesdontstop:
I care if they re-signed Vick. That’s why I wrote it on my Tumblr. That’s the amazing thing about Tumblr. See, you can write about why you can’t make friends or why no one on Tumblr cares about you and, like Bobby preaches, it’s your prerogative to do so.
You don’t have to agree with my…
oh hi. MODED.
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a jog in the fog: ok. i suck at this whole... →
ajoginthefog:
but here’s the deal (and im being brutally honest)
i have not enjoyed this training season AT ALL.
life just got in the way.
and i did not enjoy the program nearly as much as i did last year.
part of the reason is because it is being run by different people and another part is because they…
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one of the most miserable things i have experienced while wearing contacts is that my makeup rubs off on them.
i have no idea how or why this is happening because i hardly wear any makeup. i don’t wear eyeshadow at all. so it has got to be my mascara. rah.
i wash my hands before putting in my contacts and when they get dirty, i wash my hands before taking them out. i find that the contact...
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this is one of the funniest things i have read on...
There is so much stretching and straining and contorting that I think she might pull something, either that or her delicate cankles might buckle under the unbalanced weight. And why is she sticking her ass out like that. Is she farting and trying to mask it with unconvincingly carefree pose? Or is she bracing herself for a fecal explosion as a result of drinking too much kale and nut juice....
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hey jealousy
gin blossoms
takehomemaui replied to your post: over the course of 2 evenings, i had to make…
Mare, I really appreciate and LOVE your enchiladas! Sorry you’re having a bad day but the mental picture in my head of you slowly sliding off the cab seat is giving me the giggles :)
kaylen said i had given up on life when i slid off the seat.
id say that’s pretty accurate.
im glad YOU like the...
