Look, maybe I’m missing something here because I’m not a mother and I’ve never had stretch marks due to being pregnant. But I certainly have a mother, and I sent this to her, and she was straight up horrified. However, I feel we can take this analogy a bit further:
- Acne on your chest and back? You’re a LEOPARD.
- Frizzy hair? You’re a LION.
- That annoying zit that you get right in between your eyebrows? You, my friend, are a mother fucking UNICORN.
LOLZ for days.
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seriouslythough said:
My mother saw this on Huffington Post and was horrified enough to tell me about it. ugh.
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I just… unicorn. dead.
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